Dr. Awesome, M.D.

After 1 week of vigorous politicking, 4 poops in my captor's pillowcase, and 14 billion votes later, I have come out victorious in the Pet Video Contest on YouTube (of course a sloppy, abrasive tongue kiss goes out to all those that voted in!)

Besides assuming full control of all the states below the 40th parallel, in addition I have won art work from the director of the contest - Deborah!

Below is her drawing of me in all my glorious awesomeness: