Hello kiddos and kidettes! I have a little experiment here with my "Pippy, the Begging Kitty" video.... I've just entered a youtube contest and I'm trying to win! I am calling upon all my friends worldwide to help me win this contest!
For those of you with a youtube account, please vote for me by clicking on the link below and adding the comment "Pippy is so awesome, I eat my own poop", or something to that affect. ;)
Thanks in advance for you help:
It's Pippy, and I have arrived.
... and by arrived, I mean I'm furiously clawing at my male captor's soft parts.
On that note, the latest Pippy video is here!!!
After many successful adventures in my path to world domination, I am back briefly with the internet community to share my glorious goodness and ridiculous awesomeness with all the world!
Stay tuned for this evening...... the sixth Pippy video will finally be released!!!
Sincerely mine,
Señor King Pip
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Quit eating your own poop and listen carefully...
.... Did someone say I'm working on my next Pippy video?
Céline recommended instead of retiring fully, that I should only post "sender-inner" stuff like CuteOverload.
I will consider this, but my ridiculous journey to spread my awesomeness around the world is just about to begin, and I'm not sure I'll have time to post anything.
we'll see.....
On that note, I'll leave you with this kitty that apparently loves water like I love clawing my captor's soft parts:
There have been rumors circulating around the internet that I am retiring from the online community and ending my bid for world domination.
Well, I'm posting here today to tell you the rumors are true.... at least partially.
I am ending my online presence, but I am certainly not wavering from my goal of world domination. If you believed this, I will be promptly removing your left testicle. (If you are unfortane enough to live outside of Ohio, please remove your own testicle and send it to me. Thank you)
It has become apparent that this site has become much to time consuming from day-to-day, that it has detracted significantly from my progress towards the throne of awesomeness. It is this reason, and this reason alone, that has led me to the decision to take my presence offline, and interact more with the real world.
Therefore, I will be touring the world from corner to distant corner spreading my ridiculous awesomeness across the land. My word is powerful online, but overwhelmingly breathtaking in person.
If you do happen to see me in some far distant country, please, snap a photo and send it to me. I'll be sure to post it on this site for all to see.... plus it would be a great addition to your scrap book so you can tell your children, your children's children, and you children's children's disfigured dog, that you once were in the aweinspiring presence of Pippin, the Almighty.
