Terrorism Strikes the Whole Kitten Caboodle

MEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

After watching Foxmews now for over 32 hours straight, I am scared turdless!

Have you heard about the massive recall of cat food? The poisoned cat food??? Irani calicos have recently crossed the borders into Canada and infiltrated processing plants and poisoned our supply of food.

The terrorists have attacked again!! Apparently my vomiting and excessive pooping may be linked to dry, stale, tasteless food poisoned by Mewammad worshiping fanatics!


Listen to this:

"Symptoms of that problem include lethargy and vomiting"

I sleep and vomit all the time!! oh nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

and this:

"An unknown number of cats and dogs had suffered kidney failure and about 10 died after eating the affected pet food"

eeeek!!


It's about damn time my captors start feeding me real food now, like cotton balls and scotch tape.

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To all my brethren, the list of recalled cat foods can be found here:

http://www.menufoods.com/recall/product_cat.html

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