Pippy, the Evil Kitty

My captors are slowly realizing that I am far superior to humans. In a blink of an eye I can quickly show my dominance over them by hurling my body through the air and onto their face.

For example, very recently my captor was trying to film me sneaking around the house (why he thought this would be ammusing, I don't know)... Rather than put up with his childish voyerism, I instead showed my superior dominance by flinging my body onto my captor's camera and sucessfully breaking it.

I rock. hardcore.

Let me demonstrate in this quick little video: "Pippy, the Evil Kitty"