I fetch, I jump, I get confused...

Once again my captor has chosen to entertain the world at the expense of my humiliation....

This evening, the alpha male who takes enjoyment of the humiliation of others - namely little kitties - thought it would be amusing to trick me into playing fetch. Little did I know, the human tricked me by taking advantage of my color blindness and my poor sight. My sight, like the T-Rex, is virtually limited to picking up movement. And also like the T-Rex, I am a ferocious killing machine with two-foot fangs.

Again, as the evidence below portrays, my captor is a cruel, cruel animal.

although, you gotta admit, I have some amazing hops.